Miss Rap Supreme

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Just when you thought it was safe to turn on your televisions again due to the writers going back to work, think twice. Good old VH1 is here to give us another wholesome goodie. Miss Rap Supreme which airs on Monday April 14th, is the latest rap reality show to spring from the VH1/ego trip collaboration.

I was geeked when I first heard about this show, as I feel there is a need for more "femcees" to have exposure. I'm up pretty late writing this, and my memory isn't 100% right now, but if I'm right the only female MC out here making any noise is Lil' Mama, unless you count Missy (which I simply refuse). It's like women were phased out at some point. They are either in jail, about to go, on probation, or just got released. We've all seen what's happened to Lauryn, and Eve and Latifah are Hollywood now. The era of the femcee has long gone. I feel some type of way about that too.

Hilarity ensued from the try out phase, brought on by girls from my hometown.You know Philly always have some shit with us. This time it was in the form of a female that calls herself Merck The Black Russian (who is a black girl that spits in Russian), and Hedonis Da Amazon (who's violent lyrics about giving out free abortions will scare the bejesus out of you, trust). 

There are a handful of the ten contestants chosen that have rap skills. My top three  lyrical femcee picks so far are Chiba, Lady Twist & Rece Steele. A special shout out goes out to Bree, an aspiring rapper/boxer and buddy of mines from Myspace. A honorable mention goes to Nicky2States, the single mother of 4 who just started rapping a year ago. I find that pretty amazing, only thing is she needs to say something that's meaningful.

Of course the hot mess of the show was Miss My Neck & My Back. Grrr! Why is Khia there? I wasn't really feeling the way one of the chicks on the show (Ms. Cherry) put her on the spot, but chickie had a point. Khia has had her chance, and the possibility that she is nothing more than a one hit wonder is very strong. My advise? Go lay down somewhere, leave those ridiculous looking red, black, gold and green crocheted outfits alone and exit quietly out the rear door, thank you. In case you were wondering, yes, she brought her fashion faux pas with her to the show. Not the bikini number in the picture above, apparently she has plenty of them.

Airing out family business

 

Can anybody explain to me what's going on with the Wu-Tang family? Everybody is mad with Rza, Raekwon is making dumb ass statements, and now Shyheim has entered the realm of ultimate wackness with this trash. 

Edited: Nah Right has a link that explains where the beef stems from. Click here for the interview.

Why?

Kid Sister ~ Pro Nails ft/ Kanye West & A-Trak



Kid Sister & Kid Brother both need their asses kicked pronto for this one. As soon as I think hip hop was having a revival of sorts they wanna hit me with this bull. Yep they set us back with this one.

Go, Go, Go, Back to Rehab Amy

Ummm, what the fuck is she talking about? I only understand the chorus, the rest isn't audible. Rumor is she was performing "Back To Black" drunk as hell at the MTV awards. Judging from this video, I'll take a present day Lauryn Hill performance over a Amy Winehouse performance ANY day. At least you can understand what Lauryn is saying and she is way less scary looking. Amy looks like a character from "The Nightmare Before Christmas".

Khia is funny as hell

She is like the female version of 50 Cent, she always has beef. Shout out to he homie Illseed over AHH.com!

My Fake Ass/Wannabe Psychoanalysis of Britney

I know I'm super late with this video but I have just gotten the chance to witness this horror. In my house Sundays are dedicated to enjoying football games during the season so I didn't even realize these awards were on. I heard all about this craziness that she calls a performance but by the time I had a chance to view it the video was disabled. Found it over at Megavideo, so I guess Viacom ain't up on their game.

Anyway, after viewing this for myself I understand were Kanye West was coming from when he blasted MTV for letting her be the opening act. Like Kanye said on 106 & Park, she just wasn't ready. I'm a fake ass/wannabe psychologist so I was trying to figure out were she was at mentally. (For those wondering, I find it easier to analyze her than my girl Lauryn Hill because to be real with you it's still hard for me to cope with 'losing' Lauryn.) This performance left me wondering if she trusts anybody at all, because she obviously doesn't trust anyone to help her style her hair, clothes, or choreograph her performances. She can't have anybody behind her condoning this shit. That had to be all crazy ass Britney.

So with my mini fake ass/wannabe psychoanalysis, I've come to the conclusion that she has major trust issues, and low self-esteem. She needs some daily affirmations like that character from SNL Stuart Smalley, as played by Al Franken. You know, get in a group setting and say shit like "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, & doggone it people like me!"

Get Your Mind Right Remy

You know it's bad when Vivica Fox doesn't want you at her party. They say it's because of the attemped murder case Remy's got pending, but I think Viv peeped the identical dress she was rocking and said "hell to the no!". I'm glad to see she lost the blond shit in the front, but that Indian hair weave makes her bangs look so plastic! Like a Bratz doll. Peep her new video, Jump.



Now this is just wrong. Shesus Khyrst! I'm praying right now for this girl and that God doesn't strike me down for posting this video.Remy, get your mind right mami, get your mind right girl!

Black Supaman

I am speechless, no comment.

Just Trying To Get That Paper

So I'm up in the wee hours of the morning lurking around on the Internet. It's a good thing I have off of work today because I couldn't get any sleep. Anyway, I was browsing around and came across this little tidbit of exciting news. At first when I read the headline I was like "who?", but then I recalled this one hit wonder. Proof that even back in the 90's we were subjected to mindless nonsense that somehow manifests into a hit. If that's what you call a hit. Believe it or not the song went platinum. Surprising, huh? Well after that little "Ditty", it was a wrap for Paperboy. Guess that's why he started slanging weed. What they expect him to do after a big hit like that? Get a job like us regular folk? I LMAO though the whole video. I've laughed enough, I guess I can go to bed now.

Rap Is Equal Opportunity Employer

Is Chingy still around? Oh yes he is, but it looks to me like now he's into soft core porn. Just playing, but this is a little too much. Looks like he following the new trend- White video ho's. I'm not mad at him at all, let the white ho's get some shine too. The nappy headed ones aren't the only ho's on this earth. Rap is an equal opportunity employer.

DJ Kay Slay "Can't Stop The Reign" ft Bun B,Papoose, & Shaq

The only reason I posted this video is because Bun-B & Papoose are two really good MC's. Shaq Diesel is really annoying. I thought he gave the rap game up years ago, but apparently he keeps coming back. I thought he was a cop or something? Anyway, I see the regular video ho's are still getting their checks. Oh, and can somebody please tell me why Remy Ma is in the video? Still looking like a poodle. SMH, she needs to retire that hairdo, like pronto.